So, what would a good fairytale hero do? Of course, he (or she, to be politically correct) would teach their animals human language. Yes, they would give them the gift of speaking.
Stupid story, right? Well, Chevrolet actually thought a long time about it and invented... K.I.T.T.Y, The Loc8tor!! Not as stupid as the Beer Bringer Remote Controled Desktop car, but still: the device that makes your car speak whatever you want it to speak. I really don't think there is anymore to it than that.
One thing is for sure, the hero in our fairytale was clearly a heroine. Who else could call something K.I.T.T.Y. ( it comes from Key Innovation That Talks to You, if you were wondering).
So, for the last 10 minutes I've been laughing uncontrollably thinking about a big mall parking lot with cars talking. One to another or everyone to its owner, you choose. And since humans tend to have the same tastes (think about ringtones), I am already imaging: a parking lot with cars moaning your name with JJ's voice. Or with cars singing the latest Crazy Frog hit. Or simply calling names. I would pay to see people finding their cars then. Or, the ultimate solution: make every car sound like a Formula 1 race car. Or like a muscle car. Or making Tarzan's fight call. And I could keep going.
Somebody should tell all those people it might be a lot simpler to write the exact location on their hand, with a simple Ball Pen
.Yeah, whatever! If you feel you need one, please go and buy a Chevy. Or go here and buy a homing beacon.
Credits: Talking Cars image from here, Loc8tor image and story
I have to admit, the title is what got me to the article.
Imagine using a clip from Family Guy the one where he makes his house talk. Lol so many things you could do there.
Yeah, the possibilities are endless :)
I’d make my car make a loud screaming noise, then set it off whenever someone walks in front of it.
@Kevin: that would be plain mean :D You could kill your neighbours like that
Sounds pretty irresponsible to me. Imagine many cars having one. Too much nois as it is. Its just a kids toy. Why could they not come up with a key chain that helps you locate your car without the noise??
LAME!! Another GM JOKE! Their designers are so out of touch!